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This week is personal. Ohio State plays Wisconsin and I hate Wisconsin. I hate their team, I hate their style, I hate their coach, I hate their program and I hate their shitty fans. When did Wisconsin have a win over Ohio State and when was that win not the biggest win in their program's history outside of Pasadena? F*ck Wisconsin. This week, I'm taking the 'dogs. And whoever is playing against Maryland. And Bill Snyder. Simple enough. On to Week 12...
Record Last Week: 3-4, $
Record Last 2 Weeks: 9-5, $ $
Record to Date: 34-42-1, 4 money games (Last)
10Florida State -31 at Maryland
At this point, I'm looking at Maryland as Jacksonville State or Savanna State or whatever team that was a 70-point underdog earlier this year and the coach was being questioned about his players literal safety.
$ Northwestern +6.5 at Michigan State
F*ck Sparty. If NW gets up by double-digits and then loses to Mich St in OT by 7, I'm going to kick my dog and smack my fiance.
Rutgers +6.5 at Cincinnati
12:00 Big East Network (?)
F*ck Nippert. Rutgers looks bad one week and now they are just under a touchdown 'dog to a very very average UC team. Big East Football errr'body!
17UCLA +4 vs 18USC
F*ck Lane Kiffin. If anyone could get the preseason no. 1 team to 4-5 losses, it's Lane. Coach 'em up. THROW THE RECORDS OUT FOR THIS GAME. Home 'dog all day.
Ohio State +3 at Wisconsin
F*ck Bert and Bucky. Ohio State is 10-0 and has shown up to every tough road game this year. Wisconsin had a good day running at IU. You know who else had good days running at IU? Lydell Ross. F*ck Bucky. No spread offense (aka run right at Hankins and Simon and Sabino is back)? I like the Buckeyes. A LOT. ON TO 11-0 after going 6-7!!!!!!!! BLEEP YOU BADGERS!
20Louisana Tech +3 vs Utah State
WAC Championship. Both teams have one loss. Utah State is a missed field goal away from beating Wisconsin at Wisconsin. LTech put up 48 against TAMU. Utah State is 10-0-1 ATS this year. LTech is at home and scoring over 50 points a game. Please put this game on TV. Home 'dog. Yes.
1Kansas State -12 at Baylor
F*ck yes Bill Snider. Baylor cannot stop anybody and having this as a night game gives Klein an extra 4 hours to heal from his elbow or head or whatever. Could be a shootout, but K-State pulls away late.